Hannibal Lester

21 5 / 2013

Eating When I’m Hungover

Today I’ve had 2 enchiladas, fries and 2 poptarts. And it’s only 6pm YOLO

21 5 / 2013

What Life Is Like After 8 Years In New York City

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21 5 / 2013

When I’m Drunk And Can’t Finish My Shot

20 5 / 2013

If My Boyfriend Tries to Talk During Real Housewives of OC

20 5 / 2013

The High-Waist Jean Shorts Trend

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20 5 / 2013

When A Guy On The Street Asks Me If I Like Comedy

20 5 / 2013

Walking Into Urban Outfitters

20 5 / 2013

That Scott Disick May Not Be Mason’s Father

20 5 / 2013

That One Time I Tried to Smoke Weed

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20 5 / 2013

When I Feel Like Someone’s Trying to Get In Line at the Bank Before Me

20 5 / 2013

When Dudes Expect Girls To Supply The Condoms

Um hello

Do we expect you to have tampons? No. Man up.

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19 5 / 2013

Finding Out How Many Calories Are In A Margarita

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19 5 / 2013

What I Tell My Trainer After Every Cheat Day

But really,

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18 5 / 2013

If A Fight Breaks Out At The Bar

Most people:

Me:

18 5 / 2013

When People See How Much Candy & Booze I Keep in My Apartment

I’m like